Sunday, May 16, 2010

LeBron Can Start Calling Delonte West "Daddy"

There has been widespread speculation over the weekend for the reason Cleveland absolutely tanked over the last 3 games of the Boston series. Perhaps we now have the answer.

According to WCWP Sports out of Long Island, NY, right before game 4 LBJ found out that teammate Delonte West had been, and still was, sleeping with his mother Gloria James for some time now. Let that sink in...

...still sinking in...

OK, that's enough, at least for now. It's still hitting me like the 35 bricks LBJ put up over Games 4, 5, and 6. This can't be good for Cleveland's chances of bringing back LBJ, can it? Granted, Delonte is only under contract for one more season, and easily could be traded or flat out cut if that's what King James really wanted. But one would have to think that LBJ would want to get as far away from this situation as possible.

And if it wasn't enough that West has been a teammate of LBJ's for the past 2 and a half seasons, let's take a look at his checkered past. Back in September West was pulled over on one of these awesome things after he was speeding and cut off a police cruiser with not one, not two, but three unlicensed guns in his possession. A 9MM in his waistband, a .357 strapped to his leg, and a shotgun in a guitar case that was on his back. So far there has been no word as to where West was headed that night. One could only imagine though due to his constant battle with bipolar disease and depression. He sounds like just the guy you want banging your mom.

Now for the worst part of all this...Gloria James looks just like LeBron. That's right, folks. Delonte went for the next best thing. I just got the creeps. She's not even hot! What the hell was Delonte thinking?! In several hip thrusts, you've practically driven LBJ as far away from Cleveland as possible, while possibly blackballing yourself from the league, and sleeping with an ugly, older woman when you can have almost anyone you want.

I REALLY wish this is true. Please, please, please be true.

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