Tuesday, July 6, 2010

LeBron James to Make State of Free Agency Address


So this is what we've come to as a nation. To celebrate our independence we celebrate the rapid mass ingestion of processed meat tubes wrapped in buns. And now we set aside a full hour of valuable primetime TV coverage on a Thursday night so that LBJ can announce where he will play for at least the next 5-6 years.

I LOVE IT! I can't wait to watch! And did you hear that LBJ finally signed up for a Twitter?! If you want to add him his feed is @nomoralvctories.

OK. You got me. It's right here @KingJames.

If you haven't followed us yet than you're a prick and don't deserve this, but I'm such a nice guy that I'll give it you anyways.

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