Hello World!

May it be known that on April 24th, 2010, No Moral Victories was birthed from the depths of our wombs. Conceived from the undying love and passion that two men shared for each other sports, No Moral Victories, or NMV as it will be known, will from here on be your source for humorous, relevant, and sometimes unbiased sports analysis, statistical facts and oddities, and, most importantly, the relentless bashing of those fools who deserve it. In short, we are who you thought we were.

Now a few promises we plan to make, and possibly break:

1. We promise to hold ourselves to the highest measure of journalistic integrity whatever that may be.

2. We promise to show favoritism to the SEC.

3. We promise to never ask Jim Mora about the playoffs, Allen Iverson about practice, or Charlie Weis how his diet is going.

4. We promise not to discuss the WNBA or any other women's sports.

5. We promise to blindly question and second guess everything the Pittsburgh Pirates, New York Knicks, and Al Davis do because they deserve it.

6. We promise to insult and berate you if you even think of questioning our integrity, credibility, or opinions.

Now enough with the introductions. My fingers are just itching to type something meaningful, relevant, and that people will actually read.