I'm baaaaaaacccccccckkkkkk.
Frankly, a new blog post every two and a half months is not exactly what the experts advise as a proper blogging technique. Neither do I. You're probably wondering why I didn't include myself among the blogging experts. Well I do. Because I'm vain. And, I do think this song is about me.
A lot has happened over the past two and a half months in the sports universe, and I don't know where to begin. So I won't. If you didn't know the Texas Rangers were beaten by a bunch of self-proclaimed "misfits" and some dude with an epic beard, the NFL lacks a great team, the Miami Heat aren't that good (yet), and Auburn is full of a bunch of pricks that make too much money for playing collegiate football then you fall into one or more of the following three categories:
1.) You only read this blog because you love me.
2.) You count on this blog for all of your relevant sports news. (In one word...Mistake.)
3.) You're obviously at the wrong site.
If you fall into Category #1, thanks. I love me too. If you fall into Category #3, go away. I don't want you here anymore than you want to be here. But tell your friends, and tell them to tell their friends. If you fall into Category #2, you will find no news stories here. Only opinion. And if, in fact, NMV is your source for breaking sports news, then go turn on ESPN. After all, they are my inside source.
Stay tuned loyal readers, it won't be another two and a half months for you to hear from me again. I promise.
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